A puzzle-sports game where you watch paint dry.
User reviews: Positive (11 reviews) - 100% of the 11 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date: Apr 1, 2016

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March 26

YES LAD IT'S THE PAINT DRYING GAME

EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW
WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN' DOWN
WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM
ALRIGHT....

COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
COME ON AND SLAM, IF YOU WANNA JAM

HEY YOU, WATCHAGONNA DO
HEY YOU, WATCHA GONNA DO
HEY YOU, WATCHA GONNA DO
HEY YOU, WATCHA GONNA DO
PARTY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE LETS GO
IT'S YOUR BOY "JAYSKI" A'IGHT SO
PASS THAT THING AND WATCH ME FLEX
BEHIND MY BACK, YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT
TO THE JAM, ALL IN YOUR FACE
WASSUP, JUST FEEL THE BASS
DROP IT, ROCK IT, DOWN THE ROOM
SHAKE IT, QUAKE IT, SPACE KABOOM...JUS
WORK THAT BODY, WORK THAT BODY
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HURT NO BODY
GET WILD AND LOSE YOUR MIND
TAKE THIS THING INTO OVER-TIME
HEY DJ, TURN IT UP
NEW CD, GOIN' BURN IT UP
C'MON Y'ALL GET ON THE FLOOR
SO HEY, LET'S GO A'IGHT

WAVE YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR IF YOU FEEL FINE
WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME
WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM
ALRIGHT...

C'MON IT'S TIME TO GET HYPE SAY "WHOOP THERE IT IS"
C'MON ALL THE FELLAS SAY "WHOOP THERE IT IS"
C'MON ONE TIME FOR THE LADIES SAY "WHOOP THERE IT IS"
NOW ALL THE FELLAS SAY "WHOOP THERE IT IS"
C'MON AND RUN, BABY RUN
C'MON, C'MON, DO IT, RUN BABY RUN
YEAH, YOU WANT A HOOP...SO SHOOT, BABY SHOOT
C'MON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
C'MON AND SLAM, IF YOU WANNA JAM
C'MON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
C'MON AND SLAM, IF YOU WANNA JAM

SLAM, BAM, THANK YOU MA'AM
GET ON THE FLOOR AND JAM
IF YOU SEE ME ON THE MICROPHONE
GIRL YOU GOT ME IN A ZONE
C'MON, C'MON AND START THE GAME
BREAK IT DOWN, TELL ME YOUR NAME
WE THE TEAM, I'M THE COACH
LET'S DANCE ALL NIGHT FROM COAST TO COAST
JUST SLIDE, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT
JUST SLIDE, YOURSELF ENLIGHT
YOU SEE ME, DROP THE BASE
3-1-1 ALL IN YOUR FACE
JAM ON IT, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
JAM ON IT, ONE ON ONE
YOU RUN THE "O" AND I RUN THE "D"
SO C'MON BABY JUST JAM FOR ME

HEY LADIE
"YAH"
Y'ALL READY STOP?
"NO!"
Y'ALL WANNA KNOW WHY?
"WHY?"
CUZ IT'S A SLAM JAM

FELLAS
"YAH"
Y'ALL READY TO STOP
"NO!"
Y'ALL WANNA KNOW WHY?
"WHY?"
IT'S TIME TO SLAM JAM

C'MON, EVERYBODY SAY "NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH"
C'MON, C'MON LET ME HEAR YOU SAY "HEY EY EY O"
C'MON, C'MON EVERYBODY "NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH"
JUST TAKE THE TIME TO SAY "HEY EY EY O"
CHECK IT OUT, CHECK IT OUT
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
"YOU KNOW IT"
NAH...Y'ALL AIN'T READY!
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
"YOU KNOW IT!"
C'MON CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL READY TO JAM?
"YOU KNOW IT!"
NAH...I, I DON'T THINK SO
Y'ALL READY TO JAM?
"YOU KNOW IT!"
C'MON

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About This Game

Watch paint dry is a sports-puzzle game that evolves around one mysterious cutscene. Bringing in innovative gameplay and requiring high attention to detail, Watch paint dry is a must play for anyone who enjoys mystery ARG type games.

Without spoiling much, here's a quick overview of what you can expect:
  • Paint drying
  • A competitive sports-like element
  • The same scene over and over again, but something changes every time (maybe).
  • A thrilling story (wouldn't recommend for anyone 12 or under)

System Requirements

    Minimum:
    • OS: Windows 8
    • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon XP
    • Memory: 512 MB RAM
    • Graphics: N/A
    • DirectX: Version 12
    • Network: Broadband Internet connection
    • Storage: 2 GB available space
    • Sound Card: N/A
Helpful customer reviews
511 of 724 people (71%) found this review helpful
379 people found this review funny
9.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 27
It's like Skyrim but you Watch paint dry
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264 of 435 people (61%) found this review helpful
186 people found this review funny
16.4 hrs on record
Posted: March 27
A game before its time.

Pros:
+ Runs at 60 fps.
+ Has full customization including Fullscreen mode, audio settings, and remappings for both keyboard and controller.
+ Great handholding by blacking out one of the main menu choices.
+ Multiple story choices that create pathways that remind me of Fallout 4.
+ The tone of this game impacts me on an emotional level.
+ The dev says himself in the game he might be committed to finishing this game and not leaving it in a state like most early access games. That's more committment than any DayZ dev.
+ Challenges to overcome and multiple routes ranging from good, neutral, and bad endings.
+ Achievements.
+ An ending game over that leaves you begging for more.

Cons:
- I got it for free. I want to give the dev my money.

Final Verdict:
9.8/10.
This is literally the next Undertale, play it before it becomes cool to hate.
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149 of 321 people (46%) found this review helpful
151 people found this review funny
5.9 hrs on record
Posted: March 27
so here i was, thinking this was just gonna be some mediocre paint drying sim game.
boy was i wrong.
this is without a doubt the most intense paint drying game ever! EVER!
only after a few seconds i felt my body change into something better then a mere human.
after a few minutes i felt like a paint drying GOD!

it seems like this game alone is capable of turning anyone into a deity.
this game, or rather this INTENSE PIECE OF DIVINITY will change the world, stop wars, feed the hungry, discover alien life, and will eventually save us as a species from an enormous astroid.

so yes, i reccoment this.
i reccomend it a lot.
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6 of 26 people (23%) found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Posted: March 28
best visual novel i have ever witnessed

thank u ruby i love u thank u for gifting us with this beautiful game
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93 of 249 people (37%) found this review helpful
73 people found this review funny
11.7 hrs on record
Posted: March 27
Wow.

That is an impressive game, hours if not days of potential gameplay.
This game needs to be made multiplayer.

Cannot wait to get the color changing DLC.

11/10 would buy again
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